부담없이 방구 or 똥 이야기 하기

이야기를 만드는 것이 그렇게 어려운게 아닌데 오픽시험에서는 왜 그렇게 어렵나?!

너구 심각하게 질문을 받아 드려서 그렇다.

Do you have a difficult time thinking about a past experience story?

Honestly, you don't have to give some crazy big Hollywood story.

It could be a very simple story.

 

정말 가볍게 방구나 똥 이야기로 이색적으로 답을 할 수 있다.

먼저, 방구와 똥에 관련된 표현을 정리해보자.

 

▶방구 표현 4가지

1. let it rip / let one rip 

I needed to let it rip. I let it rip.

2. cut cheese

I was at Starbucks and all of a sudden I had to cut cheese.

3. thunder from down under

I was at the bar with my friends the other day, and all of a sudden I felt a little thunder from down under.

4. silent but deadly

I cut cheese in the restaurant, and I was hoping that no one would find out. I mean, it was silent but deadly.

 

▶응가 표현 4가지

1. number 1 (소변)

2. number 2 (대변)

3. take a dump

I felt like taking a dump during the meeting. Oh, the timing was terrible.

4. deuce it

I had to deuce it.

 

Q1

- Have you ever gone on a beach trip that was affected by bad weather or some kind of unexpected problem?

- Tell me about the things that did not go as you had expected. - Tell me everything that happened.

 

Problems at the beach...

Well, ok. Let me tell you about a problem of me " letting it rip" in front of my wife at the beach.

And, it was one of the most embarrassing things I had to go through, right.

And we were in Spain and we were just finding a nice spot at the beach.

And as I was bending over to pick up something.

um, you know, something came out.

And my wife was laughing so hard!

And you konw the way she was laughing. I was just so embarassed.

Um, you konw, and I started at laugh too of course.

But I couldn't believe that happened you know?

Like, it was so loud.

We were outside at the beach!

And yet. you know. it (the sound) was as clear as day.

And I could never forget that moment.

So, basically whenever we go to any beach my wife always reminds me of this story.

 

 

Q2

- Now, tell me about a time when you had a problem while using a bike or any other type of transportation.

- What happened and how did you deal with the problem?

 

Alright, well, I have a very interesting story to tell you.

Because basically the other day I was riding my bike and I felt like I needed to take a dump.

But the problem was you know there was no washroom nearby.

And so I was riding my bike very slowly and kind of standing up.

If you know what I mean. And it was just such an uncomfortable situation because... OMG. you konw. I was experiencing "turtlehead".

Oh my goodness! I was an emergency situation.

Um but luckly I was able to find Starbucks.

Oh, thank goodness for Starbucks.

And of course you know I had to just ruch in and you know unload my beast.

After that I felt so relieved.